RELAX! Anything can be solved with cleats!
GET YOUR CLEATS OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!
I CAN'T! THEY'RE STUCK IN YOUR CORNEAS!
(6 hours later)
(Strangler pulls cleats out)
(Bubbles)
Aww, it's okay. Let me get the key under the mat and everything'll be fine.
O_O
